Open your eyes and look around before asking if we have something that is in plain sight.
Do not ask repeatedly how much something costs when it is clearly marked. Pick it up and look at it.
Do not ask me why we only carry Coke products. I have no idea. I do not make the decisions on the products we carry.
To be posted at the register:
You have to actually give me your items to scan before handing me money. I am not psychic. I do not know what you are buying unless I see it.
Stop putting your money and items behind my register screen so I can not see or reach them!
Shoving your money at me repeatedly will not make the process go faster.
Please step closer to the register and extend your arm when paying. I am not Stretch Arm-Strong. I can not reach 5 feet across the counter to get your money.
Do not toss your money at me. This is not a strip club and I am not a stripper.
Please listen when I say your total. Do not ask me how much you owe when I have just said it.
If you are not getting any change back and you do not want your receipt, do not stand at my register, staring at me awkwardly.
Do not snatch you receipt off of my register!
